Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days. After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.” Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry. General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all." US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment. A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

Currently Watching Constantine By Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Djimon Hounsou see related

OH MAN. Constantine is the best movie ever and everyone should see it

Currently Playing Convenience By Die Warzau see related

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lmao

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I'm just gonna recopy Erik's entry:

^^$)()(_+)+)_(*&* Snow !!!! Grrrr yet at the same time I dont mind it as much. This presents the perfect opportunity. Ensure all data streams are recorded. Activate the Bathdozer NOW !!!! Behold the transport of the future. Brought to you in part by Tarja, Lara, and I. WOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIS SHIT IZ INTENSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With speeds up to a WHOPPING 2 MILES PER HOUR, and an oil filter that feeds DIRECTLY INTO THE TUB what more could you seek in the transportation world ?  "How's My Driving" sticker, hanging dice, Spaghetti Strainer helmets, and fan that simulates strong wind blowing through your hair not included.

UHHH Erik you lied, it really goes 2 KM per hour , Tarja and I are so European that we need the S.I. system of measurement to understand. Also, when we pull our residentevil stunt and drive over the side of the building, I'll be driving and screaming at the people inside the building like the guy from the BMW commercial, Cristian will be dancing like the girl from that other car commercial with that gay ass techno music, Erik will be in the back holding on to his strainer hat for dear life making a face as if he were on a roller coaster that was going down a 100ft drop, Eric will stand up at one point and scream "DYZ SHIT IS INTENSE!" and Cyle can be trailing off the back lmao holding onto it with one hand while the other hand holds on to his strainer hat.

spaghetti strainer that you wear as a hat: $15
dice that you end up hanging on your showerhead: $8
screaming in the bathdozer like you're dropping 100ft: priceless

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I've got some sensational pictures that are sure to invigorate your spirits.

Larisa


and what I'm wearing yellow, don't hate

"lmao stop liking jen's foot in the background"

mad hatt, quite

Jen


perro del color cafè

OH MY GOD AM THERE'S A PICTURE OF YOU SMOKING ON SOMEONE'S SITE

Ma[r]sha (and the beer lmao)

Salima and Sara in tech drawing- if you look close enough Mercedes you can catch a glimpse of Consuelo in the background

Alyssa

Mechy, Corky

Salima being angry cause she has to swear on the bible tomorrow AAAAAAAhem may Allah be with you in your time of need

Funeral for a friend

bleeding through

Sara is a gay photographer, so of course, instead of this looking like tatu, it just looks... gay

LOST CAUSE aka BSPC

CURIOUS LSDMF cordelia can be the man, i'll be britney

asfdijasdf these pictures are so time in cause we ghostin

SARA you need a toupee and the rest of your scalp

Kyle

Paulesha, Will and the girl who's name i don't know

Izzy

we're like them white noise chaps duh